“Chicago is an October sort of city even in spring.”
― Nelson Algren, Chicago: City on the Make
See no evil, speak no evil and hear no evil, in no particular order.
If anyone ever asks, we never knew each other.
Yes, siree. You are funny, Mr. Dick.
I didn't know it was Blago! I had my eyes closed. The guy with the Ray Charles smile looks like a fella who cheated on his wife with his eyes closed so that he could say that he thought it was his wife and had no idea that it wasn't his wife! Then he says, "How ya gonna prove that I knew it wasn't her?" US Taxpayers are left to pay the pimps and whores!
The Three Little Pigs celebrate their higly successful investment in Kook Ade stock.
Obama to Blago: Don't worry about it. Once I'm President I'll put a muzzle on Fitzgerald.
President-Elect Obama(center), is seen here relaying how well the koolade brigade likes Favreau's frat-boy words coming out of his mouth . Blagojevich commented :Yeah , the sheep eat that shit up . A good laugh was had by all.
Did you hear the one about Illinois politicians being investigated?
Ahhahaha... what happened in Chicago, stays in Chicago...
The want happens in Chicago.. that comment was from me... MissPolitico
There's Fitz, wanna draw straws?
Hey Blage, that was some fart.
Hahaha, we fooled them again.
Do you think these dumb bastards know how much money were making off of them?
Hear no eveil, see no evil, speak no evil
Moe, Curly, and Larry~~~~~~Pay - To - Play
The Audacity of Dopes
"Who'll be the next in line for heartache. Who'll make the same mistakes..."
This rare photo of the law firm of Dewey, Cheatem and Howe was taken at the annual Convention of Chicago Politics for Change.
Meet our new legal team: Dewey, Cheatum and Howe.
The three amigos laugh at the fools who elect them.
"And the second alderman says 'Fuck her? Out of what?'".
Anon,normally I would delete the F-bombs but considering the context......I'll let it slide.
"Haha, Barry, if you keep forcing them out like that your gonna crap in your pants!!!""Uh no,no,uh,check this one out!!
You won't believe this Barry but Rush Limbaugh just offered us $2,000,000.
Just imagine... if we can get away with ALL this in Chicago....just think what kind of CHANGE we can make,...er accomplish in Washington the next 8 years!
If we can do this in Chicago...just imagine what kind of CHANGE we can make...er,.. I mean accomplish in Washington!!
How many Dicks can you find in this picture?
I told you the joke about a black president was funny.
"And then you guys call me a motherfu**er and watch the media make funny excuses for me"
Watching your Senate position outperform the S&P500 -- Priceless!
Daley says "If you think that one was good, I once had a campaign supporter that was so dumb!"Barack says "How dumb were they?Daley says "I told them I needed 1 Million Dollars to make a change and difference in Chicago"Rod says "I don't understand whats so dumb about that?"Daley says "Well I changed that 1 million into a set of commerative change cufflinks for them and that Million has made a difference in my life in Chicago!"Barrack says "I got to remember that cufflink thing!"Rod says "Why are you about to make some change! Me too, I got a chair to sell! By the way Barack, try not to cut any in it before you leave!"Barack says "Man cut me some slack, I only did it that one time and its leather that is why it squeaks all the time!"Daley says "Yeah and my dad was the Pope and paid his taxes!"Barack says while laughing violently "Well all I got to say is this . . . " Barack then farts and laughs uncontrolable!!!
If I blink real hard, maybe I can make him disappear.
Ya know...my chin comes off, wanna see?
You're more corrupt. No YOU'RE more corrupt. No YOU are more corrupt.
Simply keep it to one word to cover the whole scandal, because we will be using it a lot: "Obamajevich"
Yeah, but I'M the f*****g MAYOR-Mike
Three Caballeros--Harpo, Chico and Groucho.
"Klaatu barada nikto" (Hopefully it works...)Or(From 48 to 52) "TANSTAAFL!"
Just one more month and Presidential pardons for everyone!
Chicago's "Confidence Men" Compare Their Cons
Surly, Barry, and Ho
Barry, Surly, and Ho
"And 52% of those idiots voted for me!"
Can you believe that 52% of them voted for me?
The backside of Mt. Rushmore
"You're going to demand HOW MUCH for my Senate seat???"
Crazy Crooked sandwich of tainted meat.
Blago: Here's my best altar boy pose. How do I look?Daley: Hey, that's good... that's really good...Bama: Oh, this is delicious. We ride the fools right into office, and nothing comes out til after the election. It's so sweet I can't even stand it!
Hi, We're Rod, Barack and Dick, and we liked politics so much, we BOUGHT the GOVERNMENT!
1. They're not the corrupt Chicago power brokers I used to know.2. Yeah, that Al Capone. Now HE was a community organizer!
c. 2005: "Hey, did you see where that Fitzgerald prosecutor is railroading Scooter Libby for remembering a meeting differently than another witness?""Yeah, I think that's great.""Heh, heh. I say, 'Go get 'em, Fitzy!"
The caption should read: "Americans are so dumb; they actually believe that I(Obama) had no involvement with you guys"
From the top to bottom1. Obama2. Obama's lama3. Obama's lama's ding dong
It's the Chicago Way, or our way! No F------ way, we can lose!
You couldn't make UP something this good!!!!!
anon 7:25 I think the story is only going to get weirder. Obama made a mistake running the transition from Chicago where he can be in the middle of it all.
"Soon, my Sith lords, I will leave the Senate and become Emper-er-uh-uh...President, yeah, that's it...President."
In the photo, each man is covering a different part of anatomy:Blago is covering the new gelding scar from his fellow Dems. Obama is covering his ass. And Daley is holding his tongue. Daley: “Whaddya’ mean ‘Cut me in or cut it out’? The Chicago Way is ‘Cut me in or I’ll cut out your TONGUE.’”Blago: “Hey, has anyone seen Rezco lately?”Daley: “I heard he felt so dirty from ratting on us that he washed up in Indiana.”Daley: “As long as no news report mentions that Rod is a Democrat, no one’ll make the connection to us, Barack.”Blago: “Congratulations Rich. Now the Third City is third world.”Obama: “Well we ruined Chicago, boys. Whaddya’ say we take this show national?”Daley: “Capone used to have to shake down individuals one at a time. Hell, we have the whole federal treasury now.”Daley: “Hey Rod, be thankful Barack kept all the reporters in Iowa and New Hampshire for you. They didn't write a word about you 'cause none of them set foot in this town for the past year.”￼Blago: “Yeah, yeah. It’s safe to talk. They can’t be recording me out here.”Blago: “No wonder you draw thousands of people to these rallies, Barack, half of them are FBI agents tailing me.”Daley: “Hey, how is it your pastor has a mansion twice the size of mine? What’s with that?”Obama: “Look at Rahm doing his “chickens are coming home to roost” imitation. He’s cold.”Blago: “Yeah, I spoke to Governor Ryan yesterday and told him I’m getting the suite next to him at the Big House and I issued an order that Charlie Trotters’ll be running the kitchen from now on.”
Daley just said: Did I tell you what I'm calling my memoirs? Fulfilled hopes & dreams of my audacious father.
After we sell my seat, I can afford a presidential grill. Word.
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