Thursday, December 11, 2008

Rod, Barack, and Dick: Caption Contest

This has become so popular, that I guess it's time for a caption contest.

62 comments:

tomestokes said...

See no evil, speak no evil and hear no evil, in no particular order.

Anonymous said...

If anyone ever asks, we never knew each other.

Cashonistas said...

Yes, siree. You are funny, Mr. Dick.

KB3MJ - Denny said...

I didn't know it was Blago! I had my eyes closed.
The guy with the Ray Charles smile looks like a fella who cheated on his wife with his eyes closed so that he could say that he thought it was his wife and had no idea that it wasn't his wife! Then he says, "How ya gonna prove that I knew it wasn't her?" US Taxpayers are left to pay the pimps and whores!

doublethought said...

The Three Little Pigs celebrate their higly successful investment in Kook Ade stock.

Mike's America said...

Obama to Blago: Don't worry about it. Once I'm President I'll put a muzzle on Fitzgerald.

Anonymous said...

President-Elect Obama(center), is seen here relaying how well the koolade brigade likes Favreau's frat-boy words coming out of his mouth . Blagojevich commented :Yeah , the sheep eat that shit up . A good laugh was had by all.

Anonymous said...

Did you hear the one about Illinois politicians being investigated?

Anonymous said...

Ahhahaha... what happened in Chicago, stays in Chicago...

MissPolitico said...

The want happens in Chicago.. that comment was from me... MissPolitico

Anonymous said...

There's Fitz, wanna draw straws?

beansy said...

Hey Blage, that was some fart.

Anonymous said...

Hahaha, we fooled them again.

Anonymous said...

Do you think these dumb bastards know how much money were making off of them?

Anonymous said...

Hear no eveil, see no evil, speak no evil

darcsfalcon said...

Moe, Curly, and Larry

~~~~~~

Pay - To - Play

BikerNut said...

The Audacity of Dopes

TexOkie said...

"Who'll be the next in line for heartache. Who'll make the same mistakes..."

metanoia said...

This rare photo of the law firm of Dewey, Cheatem and Howe was taken at the annual Convention of Chicago Politics for Change.

Anonymous said...

Meet our new legal team: Dewey, Cheatum and Howe.

Deborah said...

The three amigos laugh at the fools who elect them.

Anonymous said...

"And the second alderman says 'Fuck her? Out of what?'".

Bill Baar said...

Anon,
normally I would delete the F-bombs but considering the context...

...I'll let it slide.

Anonymous said...

"Haha, Barry, if you keep forcing them out like that your gonna crap in your pants!!!"
"Uh no,no,uh,check this one out!!

Anonymous said...

You won't believe this Barry but Rush Limbaugh just offered us $2,000,000.

Anonymous said...

Just imagine... if we can get away with ALL this in Chicago....just think what kind of CHANGE we can make,...er accomplish in Washington the next 8 years!

Anonymous said...

If we can do this in Chicago...just imagine what kind of CHANGE we can make...er,.. I mean accomplish in Washington!!

IrishEyes said...

Trifecta!

Anonymous said...

How many Dicks can you find in this picture?

Jeremy Johnston said...

I told you the joke about a black president was funny.

Anonymous said...

"And then you guys call me a motherfu**er and watch the media make funny excuses for me"

Anonymous said...

Watching your Senate position outperform the S&P500 -- Priceless!

Anonymous said...

Daley says "If you think that one was good, I once had a campaign supporter that was so dumb!"


Barack says "How dumb were they?

Daley says "I told them I needed 1 Million Dollars to make a change and difference in Chicago"

Rod says "I don't understand whats so dumb about that?"

Daley says "Well I changed that 1 million into a set of commerative change cufflinks for them and that Million has made a difference in my life in Chicago!"

Barrack says "I got to remember that cufflink thing!"

Rod says "Why are you about to make some change! Me too, I got a chair to sell! By the way Barack, try not to cut any in it before you leave!"

Barack says "Man cut me some slack, I only did it that one time and its leather that is why it squeaks all the time!"

Daley says "Yeah and my dad was the Pope and paid his taxes!"

Barack says while laughing violently "Well all I got to say is this . . . "

Barack then farts and laughs uncontrolable!!!

JeffT said...

If I blink real hard, maybe I can make him disappear.

Anonymous said...

Ya know...my chin comes off, wanna see?

Kitten40DDD said...

You're more corrupt. No YOU'RE more corrupt. No YOU are more corrupt.

Anonymous said...

Simply keep it to one word to cover the whole scandal, because we will be using it a lot: "Obamajevich"

Anonymous said...

Yeah, but I'M the f*****g MAYOR

-Mike

Anonymous said...

Three Caballeros--Harpo, Chico and Groucho.

Anonymous said...

"Klaatu barada nikto" (Hopefully it works...)

Or

(From 48 to 52) "TANSTAAFL!"

Anonymous said...

Just one more month and Presidential pardons for everyone!

Anonymous said...

Chicago's "Confidence Men" Compare Their Cons

JV said...

Surly, Barry, and Ho

JV said...

Barry, Surly, and Ho

Anonymous said...

"And 52% of those idiots voted for me!"

Anonymous said...

Can you believe that 52% of them voted for me?

Mary Bullin said...

The backside of Mt. Rushmore

Anonymous said...

"You're going to demand HOW MUCH for my Senate seat???"

Anonymous said...

Crazy Crooked sandwich of tainted meat.

paul1149 said...

Blago: Here's my best altar boy pose. How do I look?

Daley: Hey, that's good... that's really good...

Bama: Oh, this is delicious. We ride the fools right into office, and nothing comes out til after the election. It's so sweet I can't even stand it!

phat shantz said...

Hi, We're Rod, Barack and Dick, and we liked politics so much, we BOUGHT the GOVERNMENT!

Eagle in NYC said...

1. They're not the corrupt Chicago power brokers I used to know.

2. Yeah, that Al Capone. Now HE was a community organizer!

Eagle in NYC said...

c. 2005: "Hey, did you see where that Fitzgerald prosecutor is railroading Scooter Libby for remembering a meeting differently than another witness?"
"Yeah, I think that's great."
"Heh, heh. I say, 'Go get 'em, Fitzy!"

BobF said...

The caption should read: "Americans are so dumb; they actually believe that I(Obama) had no involvement with you guys"

Anonymous said...

From the top to bottom
1. Obama
2. Obama's lama
3. Obama's lama's ding dong

rainadown said...

It's the Chicago Way, or our way! No F------ way, we can lose!

Anonymous said...

You couldn't make UP something this good!!!!!

Bill Baar said...

anon 7:25 I think the story is only going to get weirder. Obama made a mistake running the transition from Chicago where he can be in the middle of it all.

Anonymous said...

"Soon, my Sith lords, I will leave the Senate and become Emper-er-uh-uh...President, yeah, that's it...President."

Eagle in NYC said...

In the photo, each man is covering a different part of anatomy:
Blago is covering the new gelding scar from his fellow Dems. Obama is covering his ass. And Daley is holding his tongue.

Daley: “Whaddya’ mean ‘Cut me in or cut it out’? The Chicago Way is ‘Cut me in or I’ll cut out your TONGUE.’”

Blago: “Hey, has anyone seen Rezco lately?”
Daley: “I heard he felt so dirty from ratting on us that he washed up in Indiana.”

Daley: “As long as no news report mentions that Rod is a Democrat, no one’ll make the connection to us, Barack.”

Blago: “Congratulations Rich. Now the Third City is third world.”

Obama: “Well we ruined Chicago, boys. Whaddya’ say we take this show national?”

Daley: “Capone used to have to shake down individuals one at a time. Hell, we have the whole federal treasury now.”

Daley: “Hey Rod, be thankful Barack kept all the reporters in Iowa and New Hampshire for you. They didn't write a word about you 'cause none of them set foot in this town for the past year.”

Blago: “Yeah, yeah. It’s safe to talk. They can’t be recording me out here.”

Blago: “No wonder you draw thousands of people to these rallies, Barack, half of them are FBI agents tailing me.”

Daley: “Hey, how is it your pastor has a mansion twice the size of mine? What’s with that?”

Obama: “Look at Rahm doing his “chickens are coming home to roost” imitation. He’s cold.”

Blago: “Yeah, I spoke to Governor Ryan yesterday and told him I’m getting the suite next to him at the Big House and I issued an order that Charlie Trotters’ll be running the kitchen from now on.”

Anonymous said...

Daley just said: Did I tell you what I'm calling my memoirs? Fulfilled hopes & dreams of my audacious father.

Anonymous said...

After we sell my seat, I can afford a presidential grill. Word.