Thursday, June 26, 2008

Beer Waste but no Fries in Denver

The Arugula Convention from The McCain Report,
The Journal also reports that the DNC will be using "beer waste" to power the buses at the convention. I don't know what that means either, but I spoke to Matt Burns, spokesman for the Republican National Convention, just a few minutes ago to ask him a few questions. He assured me that the Republican party is "committed to hosting a green convention," but that delegates, press, and everyone else in attendance would be able to eat all their favorite fried foods. Further, he assured me that Republicans would be "drinking our beer, not burning it."

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