Wednesday, October 12, 2005

"Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers" program, or LARK for short

Extreme Wisdom gets A letter from Don Rumsfeld,

You'll be pleased to learn that, thanks to the concerns of citizens like you, we are creating the Terrorist Retraining Program, to be called the "Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers" program, or LARK for short. In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided to place one terrorist under your personal care. Your detainee has been selected and scheduled for transportation to your residence next Monday. Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your letter of admonishment. We will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of care for Ahmed are commensurate with those you so strongly recommended in your letter.

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Bill, all commentators should be cautious about their use of the terms "liberal" and "conservative". at the very least, commentators should define what they mean when they use those terms.